
Last Weekend was The
Granogue Cross race. It was my first
CX race. It was pretty
eventful. To some it up in the starting sprint a douche crashed into me, took us both out. I crashed into a Mom and knocked her out for about a minute and broke her wrist. After she stood up and said she was
ok. I got back into the race. I fought my way from dead last 96
th to 61
th. I now have 2 new nick-names: Lady Killer and M.I.L.F. (Mom I'd Like to Flatten)

I pitted for Dr.
Destructo and his orange bike in the B race.

DR.
Destructo (blue) and
Jeb (pink)
Jeb took the "W" and DR.
Destructo took 2
nd.
Jeb also had 3 0r 4 bike changes...he's so pro!
I also pitted for 2 other orange bikes which belonged to:
Trebon
Wicks

Pitting for 2 guys on the same team that are both just as fast and super tall was pretty difficult. I said to Wicks "How do I tell you two apart?" "
Hmmm he said...Oh I got white tires". Wicks had to exchanges bikes once.
Jeb pitted for Newt

Well he just
texted the whole time

But I talked on the phone

Newt and his hippie neck trinkets.
Little known fact Newt is the only factory rider that is also sponsored by the DCCofD

Tearing down the race went pretty quick I rode around with Slick Rick collecting stakes.
"Hey Rick shouldn't we put the pointy end out?" "Nah, I don't want to hurt anyone!" "??????"

Old Man Mihills...You don't want to go into his backyard

The truth
Get er done
Sunday I pitted for wicks and
Trebon again
This was the gap
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